man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt
absolutely fucked
you’re just dropping abstract art into my hands like it’s nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art
do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can’t make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind
Just had the absolute worst ever shift at work I think I deserve 1 billion dollars in compensation
Nevermind my day has been fixed
The reviews are in
I need you all to know that he was stanced exactly like in the first pic for like a solid 10 seconds waiting for me as I walked up the driveway and did not start walking towards me to collect his pets until I crouched down
ALT
