this fucking paper is gonna kill me
I like to imagine these two dated.
This is also him
no offense but why do cat owners let them on counter tops? do they not shed and it gets on the food

You think i have any control over these bitches
man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt
absolutely fucked
you’re just dropping abstract art into my hands like it’s nothing. i could sell this to the museum of modern art. or the cleveland museum of art
do NOT sell my kitchen to the CMA i can’t make the commute. MoMA is fine though i can go there with my mind
looked like the old meme backgrounds
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Just had the absolute worst ever shift at work I think I deserve 1 billion dollars in compensation
Nevermind my day has been fixed
The reviews are in
I need you all to know that he was stanced exactly like in the first pic for like a solid 10 seconds waiting for me as I walked up the driveway and did not start walking towards me to collect his pets until I crouched down
Also
Tummy























